Feast your eyes on the Cake of Thrones! Feast your eyes on this delectable delicacy known only as the Cake of Thrones. Yes, an unnamed Game of Thrones (hardcore) fan requested this item from the master artisan of all things baked-goods Kensei Yonzon, snapped a thousand high resolution images depicting in in several scenarios where a cake version of the Iron Throne would be appropriate/incite fits of laughter, then promptly consumed it with what we can only assume was a solid evening of Season 1 marathoning and high-class flatware. Yonzon says, “the seat, armrests, and backrest are all cake. the swords are all chocolate fondant” while “the fondant is made from marshmallows and milk chocolate. Cake is chocolate with dark chocolate frosting.” Ok. Give me this. I want to eat it. I’d slice it with Valyrian steel only.

Feast your eyes on the Cake of Thrones!

Feast your eyes on this delectable delicacy known only as the Cake of Thrones.

Yes, an unnamed Game of Thrones (hardcore) fan requested this item from the master artisan of all things baked-goods Kensei Yonzon, snapped a thousand high resolution images depicting in in several scenarios where a cake version of the Iron Throne would be appropriate/incite fits of laughter, then promptly consumed it with what we can only assume was a solid evening of Season 1 marathoning and high-class flatware.

Yonzon says, “the seat, armrests, and backrest are all cake. the swords are all chocolate fondant” while “the fondant is made from marshmallows and milk chocolate. Cake is chocolate with dark chocolate frosting.”

Ok. Give me this. I want to eat it. I’d slice it with Valyrian steel only.

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    O. M. G. SOMEONE BUY ME THIS.
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    this is the best. cake. ever!!!!!!!!
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    Team Cake, you have a winner.
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    “She wondered how badly Joffrey had stuffed himself. They say the Cake Throne can be perilous cruel to those who were...
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    Mmm, dragon-fired sword
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